Your boss calls you into her office and the look on her face is not at all pleasant. She explains that she's been monitoring your behavior and your productivity and she's not happy with either. Your incessant need to watch porn and to stare are the girls in the office is more than she can handle, so she's devised a plan to address it. You will have to report to her each morning and empty your balls in front of her. Once she's convinced that you have sufficiently done so, you'll be ordered back to your desk. She feels this method will result in much better results and less distraction.